Monkey Bizz - Rochester

Laura G.

Honestly do not knock this place until you have tried it. It is spotlessly clean. Caters for children of all ages, and the occasional adults. There are multiple areas for children both young and old to enjoy engaging in all it has to offer.

Food is served on site, it also has make shift shops , ball pits and plenty of staff who are dedicated to making your stay as pleasant as possible. Ample parking facilities.

I very much enjoyed this experience and would encourage others to do the same .

Musoma W.

It’s a good play area for kids, and the price is good for 2 and a half hours. Most places charge similar price for an hour, which isn’t enough. The play area has many things from slides to a pitball area to a shootout for big kids and a play area for babies to toddlers - all kid ages covered.

Food: Their orange juice is definitely not nice, it’s just a bit of orange juice mixed with lots of water. Their chips was cold but the fish finger was warm BUT, it was over cooked - now that chewable for 2 year old. For the price you pay, it’s not worth it. You only get a small portion of chips, a tiny bit of salad and 1 piece of fish finger.

Sheryl B.

I like to get there at 9.30 so it is quieter and also the car park gets very busy. Kids always enjoy themselves. The food is very dissapointing, you wait a long time for it and its cold when it arrives. The baby area could be supervised better as it states under 4s only but there always older and bigger kids running riot and knocking the babies over. But overall good value for money.

Jarus K.

Today I need give 4 stars .today was our double party which went really well until show up our ordered mascots nothing went wrong the guy and girl did well just they didn’t feel confident at all in them role. I think if they want charge £35 for mascot of 15min they should choose someone who can do actor role and feel confident with kids to make them happy. Overal the decorations was done really good 😊 we had music 🎵 which kids enjoyed. Food was great and the member stuff who was organising our party was really great she listened my request and tried to do all to fill up my wish for what I can say big Thank you. Customer service great girls really helpful and friendly.

Elmaz K.

Extremely disappointed yesterday was turned back from monkey bizz as they stated they were too many people there however it was not full at all genuinely the emptiest I've seen it my 4 year old ended up crying and the old lady at the desk had a smerk on her face as she stated you should of booked it then... found them Extremely rude and both ladies at the desk have no peoples skills and tbh shouldn't be at the desk you can tell they don't like there Jobs and don't do it with passion. Not a very nice experience for me nor my 4 year old who was turned away very upset.

George H.

Took my kids here for the friends birthday party and it was great a guy dressed up as superman gave a bit of cake to evryone and the playground was great but some kids apparently fell of a long big climbing thing but idk.

Andy L.

This is certainly better run and organised than some of the competition I've took my granddaughter to. The little toy town is great too. The staff actually do watch what's going on and they have a tannoy which they use when needed. The little cafe is ok too... I would definitely bring our little one back here again.

Rosie G.

Monkey Bizz is a wonderful place for birthday parties!
Frankie, breeze and Holly & especially Sharleen were amazing for my daughters birthday 🥳
Thank you all